Buzzsaw Haircut Interview

This is an interview I did with some newspaper about Cannibal Potluck:

Buzzsaw Haircut: How did Cannibal Potluck form?
Dave Newberg: You know, it’s a crazy story that I still have trouble fully buying. Anyway, apparently Harrison somehow got pubic lice or something and some she-god commanded him to form cannibal potluck.

BH: There seems to be a lot of sketch comedy groups online these days, what sets you apart from those other sites?
DN: Don’t tell the other CP guys…well just don’t tell Sean and Harrison…but our success undoubtedly will, in the end, be thanks to the Jewish factor. Four of us are the chosen people, we made a website, ipso/facto--chosen website.

BH: How would you define your group's sense of humor?
DN: Homoerotic irreverent frivolity.

BH: What are your roles in the group?
DN: I, myself, am a; lexicon master/utterance choreographer, inventor and portrayer of false identities, sound recording equipment dowel operator, luminosity apparatus quantity tweaker, on-set self-serving masseuse, as well as resident gourmet.

BH: How do you decide what sketches to make?
DN: It is a complicated process, the secret of which we all took blood oaths to protect, but what the hell…We lay the sketches out on a frequently used beer pong table, each draft represented by a specifically crafted stuffed animal that we all, as a group, feel accurately represents the soul of the sketch. Then to the numinous sounds of Enya, clad in nothing but one strategically placed swatch of crimson fabric, we each sit, bare-assed on the furry creatures, one by one. We then tally those which are garnished with the most skid-marks, or as we call them in the biz, Prospectors. Like during the age of the gold rush, the time period from which the term is borrowed, when such skilled individuals were able to pinpoint the exact location of the precious metal, so, to, does our rear dirt isolate which sketch will most undoubtedly be comic gold.

BH: Is anything off limits, humor-wise?
DN: Scrotal mutilation.

BH: Who would you say your audience is/should be?
DN: Those who understand the concept of ‘no homo,’ those who understand the concept of ‘so, homo?’ and those that enjoy the savory experience of rare-cooked meats. Also small children.

BH: Finally, give me a few words as to why people should visit your site.
DN: If you have ever had diarrhea, visit our website.