Thursday, June 28, 2007

The Harrison Awards '07

Disclaimer: The Harrison Awards are judged solely by Harrison Flatau. If you disagree you are wrong because you would be contradicting Harrison.

Best Book to Read in a Bathroom: Any Calvin & Hobbes book

Best Color for an N64 Controller: Yellow

Best Belt: any Reversible Black and Brown Leather Belt

Best way to Organize iTunes (other than Alphabetically): Date Added

Hardest Cheat Code to Enter: For Max Payne on XBOX: While Clicking in Both Joysticks and Holding Both Triggers, Hit White, Black, Black, White, White, Black

Best Restaurant that Nobody Seems to Know About: Fuddruckers

Best Filter in Photoshop CS2: Cutout

Best Frozen Pizza: Elios

Best Hi-C Drink: Ecto Cooler

Best Steven Segal Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Best Moment During the Mini Golf Finals on ESPN: Seeing an Old, Fat Guy Watch Kids Play Mini Golf Whilst Wearing a Speedo

The Only Thing that Could Ever Top Candy Cigarettes: Candy Heroin with Edible Needle

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Learning Things the Hard Way with Harrison

Tonight I learned that when making a chicken burrito, it is not acceptable to substitute regular sandwich bread with a tortilla.

Things get messy.