Old Blog

Here's a link to my old blog that I kept up for about a month last summer.

http://portmanposts.blogspot.com/

Sweet Home Chicago

Attention CP Nation,

This weekend I traveled to my birthplace to witness the conclusion of my older brother Benjamin's academic career as well as to celebrate the third sunday in may with my father and grandfather. I spent quality time with aunts and with my cousin Kevin, seen here displaying his unbelievable drumming and acting skills in the feature film School of Rock:

I also enjoyed cigars with my grandfather Seymour "Butch" Portman who everyone has informed me is a spitting image of what I will look like in about 65 years or so. (As seen above),

That's all for now, I have returned to the greater Boston area.

Inspiring

The Port Authority

Check out my new personal store, The Port Authority. It is now linked up with the CP Shop and open for business with it's first product the Two-Sided Labeled Thong.

Go to www.cafepress.com/portauthority1 for ordering info and keep an eye out for more Port-Man-Made Gear.

CP + CP = Super Cool Merchandise

I know you've all been anxiously awaiting your chance to spend you money in order to prove your love for Cannibal Potluck, and now's your chance!!! Thanks to some brilliant internet research and photoshopping by CP's own Sean Frankfurt Brogan we now have our own shop (sort of). Just got to www.cafepress.com/cannibalpotluck and you can shop for all kinds of things to wear, drink out of, take off, cook in, and tell time with all while supporting your six favorite rising comedians.

COMING SOON ::Keep an eye out for links to the new CP Store as well as our new sketch JEWOPOLY:: COMING SOON