To the Best Lay a Guy's Ever Gotten
Former first lady, Lady Bird Johnson passed away today. Let us all brandish our erections and take a moment of silence to remember the stone cold fox that she was.
Portman
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
About Me
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- Name: Matt
- Location: Ithaca, NY, United States
"[Matthew Portman]; perhaps small and pudgy to some, but vivacious and cunning to all." ~Edon Ophir --- "Matthew Louis Portman embodies what it is to be American. He bathes in his constitutional rights, yet, in doing so, chooses not to bathe in any other way. Smelly, yes, lazy, perhaps, free, absolutely." ~ Abraham D'Grebwen --- "Remember that time that woman stood in front of Randy Moss' car...and Randy Moss just kept driving...and eventually he ran her over...that makes me think of [Matt Portman] a lot." ~ Julian Williams --- "I wish I was as cool as Matt Portman, he's such a great person and his cock is huge." ~ Pen Bortman --- "Matthew Portman has an incredible talent for saying inappropriate things at the perfect time" ~ Shellie Norden --- "Matt Portman, makes you love him, and then makes you hate yourself for loving him." ~ Sara Gerstensplatt --- "Matt Portman: He's Okay!" ~ Meg Suozzo
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